Ok, I’ve started a new blog because the old one wouldn’t let me in, guess I made it mad by not blogging in so long. You will notice there is no name on this; that is because I might want to tell you about some of my experiences as an NP and I don’t want you to know where I am due to patient confidentiality laws. Hopefully some of these experiences can help other NPs and even patients with some of their healthcare issues.
Some of my blogs will be theology-related. I have some issues, as those who know me well can attest. I no longer consider myself a Baptist, Southern Baptist, Independent Baptist or other. I consider myself first and foremost a Christian. A future blog will address my church background.
As for today’s blog I am just dying to tell you about an incident that happened recently at work. One of the doctors had a patient waiting to have a yearly female exam. When she went into the room, the very well-endowed, overweight woman was sitting on the exam table not taking advantage of the nice paper gown/coverup she had been given – in other words she was letting it all hang out, and was not shy about it at all. She began to tell the doctor that she had milk coming out of her breasts. Because this lady was not of child-bearing age, the doc said, “Well, let me see what medications you are on, because sometimes they can mess with your hormone levels.” At that point, the doc looked down at her computer to view the medication list; at the same time, the lady said “See, watch this!” and proceeded to take her breast in both hands and squeeze as hard as she could. Milk went flying across the room, the doc had to duck to avoid being “slimed” and when she came out, she said I think it’s still on the wall in there. She was truly feeling assaulted! 
Brings a new meaning to “Got Milk?”
I thought that would make you smile…
